Time to get your new smartphone! Get in line!
I think smart phones are stupid. I take that back. The phones aren't stupid. It's the people who flock to them and use them 24/7 who are stupid. They can cause neck and back pain. They can cause car accidents. They serve as a dog leash for your wife/husband/employer or whoever wants to track you. But hey, don't listen to me. You better get in line before you lose your place!